Friday, February 27, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Glory Hole Man Does Woman
Vol II Welcome to operation failure! Advertising
empty souls
Welcome to a different program, an intelligent proposal for all those who aspire to big dreams but do not have the intelligence to achieve!. Again, together with a carefully selected people, but in this case in order to reward their stupidity and see who can fall lower. Yes, an unprecedented event in the world of entertainment, the new rating formula insured and the great lifeguard who were in need of chimenteros not to drown in the turbulent sea of \u200b\u200bzapping . transmitted via internet ...... I present a. OPERACIOOON ... FAILURE!.
A round of applause. Well, well ... silence .... then we will introduce the characters who will participate in the program, with the sole purpose of becoming the new scapegoats Tv .. or internet . Give welcome our contestants
Malpas Rido
given birth in the Mongolian steppes a FBI agent who followed the trail helicopter De La Rua This man was forced to live with a pack of wolves who sexually harassed him , giving the benefit of not becoming lunch. These traumatic experiences were what motivated him to get into the art of fighting and self . He knew the benefits of balanced diets boring and kept her body in shape thanks to the teachings of his teacher, personal trainer of Indian origin who died at 106 years of cirrhosis after smelling a freshly uncorked vintage wine. In his honor, Malpas Rido choose to participate in this program to show the world the lessons of his late master. Soledad
Sinidea
De girl promised to be a child prodigy, his parents worked more than 20 hours a day to get
din ero to be sent to study at Harvard . But one morning his mother left her locked in her room with the TV on when she was only 9 years old. He spent an entire day before being rescued by the nurse, who rushed to the hospital. But it was too late. After remains alight in shock for 2 weeks, he regained his sanity, but with a nasty surprise: his IQ had dropped to the ground. Radiation cut television links their synaptic neurons, which were defenseless against the mediocre programming. Finally before leaving the hospital recovered, spent the money saved for their old in enlarged breasts, removal of floating ribs in rental videos to tighten buttocks and best-selling 100 copies of the magazine People. Today participates in our program to convert your utopia in reality, be she who destroys potential talent through the screens of our homes.
Juampa Jero
a boy he studied at a conservatory founded by hippies who hid their business by teaching music marijuana. Here, in his state of subconsciousness, we introduced the basics of music. He started playing the little buttons of simon, once associated with each tone color, learned to associate phone numbers with their corresponding sound
. Once learned these theoretical concepts of music, learned guitar and piano. The day he finished his musical studies, teachers hippies gave him a bag full of leaves consortium cannabis. Naive and not knowing what it was, Juampa decided to sell to fund his music career, but after going to offer them at a police station received a brutal beating by officers of the law that took care to put him behind bars and take them themselves the reins of this illegal business. After two years in prison is returned to the freedom for good behavior or rather out of pity, since he had had several sexual harassment by their cellmates. Now, he intends to move us with their music reliving the feelings experienced in the burlesque way of life. Aurelio
Labolúdez
His great problem was to become disoriented boy. When his mother asked him to bring him kg 2 blocks from the corner grocery store, he lost all geographical focus on the way and ended up lost in the streets. It was a time you went to rent a porno the video store " Cachito " which eventually lost after closing the door of his house, walked 247 blocks from Citadel to La Boca, where herds of infr heard musical utilized at the facility showing that they had nothing to show your pride with shame. It was there where she had disoriented her whole life and just pursue what could not have imagined or the same Horangel . Since then, dedicated to being a man of the streets that comes to tell us what you live day to day making sounds torturous to our eardrums. Lalo
N'ganiza
The day I learned to walk it crossed into the square in front to see playing bocce a group of retirees. Continued to go every day and, after gathering courage, he dared to ask if they left the old part of the game. They would not let him, claiming that the kid took advantage of his minority. The poor man was completely taken out, and he managed to kick a ball that was right in front of your foot, wise to the front of one of the elders, who died tragically of a heart microseconds before impact at such a shock about what was coming.
great miracle was that
just spent a failed businessman who bet after his two children and losing them, going to commit suicide. Seeing this small action, took him as a representative, to prove to several football clubs. Mr. Silver was crazy, and also sponsored crack. But his career was short, a luxurious life and comfortable
him to gain weight and lose shape. Since then, mounting shows as an acrobat in the street fubolístico Florida, living on the pro `pineapples that let foreign tourists. Now he is determined to return to their moments of glory by competing in our program.
(picture taken when arrested for stealing the ball after a game)
This has been everything. Do not miss these doodles social acción.Véanos in our next issue which will soon ... in the same blog, but at any time. 
empty souls
Welcome to a different program, an intelligent proposal for all those who aspire to big dreams but do not have the intelligence to achieve!. Again, together with a carefully selected people, but in this case in order to reward their stupidity and see who can fall lower. Yes, an unprecedented event in the world of entertainment, the new rating formula insured and the great lifeguard who were in need of chimenteros not to drown in the turbulent sea of \u200b\u200bzapping . transmitted via internet ...... I present a. OPERACIOOON ... FAILURE!.
A round of applause. Well, well ... silence .... then we will introduce the characters who will participate in the program, with the sole purpose of becoming the new scapegoats Tv .. or internet . Give welcome our contestants
Malpas Rido
given birth in the Mongolian steppes a FBI agent who followed the trail helicopter De La Rua This man was forced to live with a pack of wolves who sexually harassed him , giving the benefit of not becoming lunch. These traumatic experiences were what motivated him to get into the art of fighting and self . He knew the benefits of balanced diets boring and kept her body in shape thanks to the teachings of his teacher, personal trainer of Indian origin who died at 106 years of cirrhosis after smelling a freshly uncorked vintage wine. In his honor, Malpas Rido choose to participate in this program to show the world the lessons of his late master. Soledad
Sinidea
De girl promised to be a child prodigy, his parents worked more than 20 hours a day to get
din ero to be sent to study at Harvard . But one morning his mother left her locked in her room with the TV on when she was only 9 years old. He spent an entire day before being rescued by the nurse, who rushed to the hospital. But it was too late. After remains alight in shock for 2 weeks, he regained his sanity, but with a nasty surprise: his IQ had dropped to the ground. Radiation cut television links their synaptic neurons, which were defenseless against the mediocre programming. Finally before leaving the hospital recovered, spent the money saved for their old in enlarged breasts, removal of floating ribs in rental videos to tighten buttocks and best-selling 100 copies of the magazine People. Today participates in our program to convert your utopia in reality, be she who destroys potential talent through the screens of our homes. Juampa Jero
a boy he studied at a conservatory founded by hippies who hid their business by teaching music marijuana. Here, in his state of subconsciousness, we introduced the basics of music. He started playing the little buttons of simon, once associated with each tone color, learned to associate phone numbers with their corresponding sound
. Once learned these theoretical concepts of music, learned guitar and piano. The day he finished his musical studies, teachers hippies gave him a bag full of leaves consortium cannabis. Naive and not knowing what it was, Juampa decided to sell to fund his music career, but after going to offer them at a police station received a brutal beating by officers of the law that took care to put him behind bars and take them themselves the reins of this illegal business. After two years in prison is returned to the freedom for good behavior or rather out of pity, since he had had several sexual harassment by their cellmates. Now, he intends to move us with their music reliving the feelings experienced in the burlesque way of life. Aurelio Labolúdez
His great problem was to become disoriented boy. When his mother asked him to bring him kg 2 blocks from the corner grocery store, he lost all geographical focus on the way and ended up lost in the streets. It was a time you went to rent a porno the video store " Cachito " which eventually lost after closing the door of his house, walked 247 blocks from Citadel to La Boca, where herds of infr heard musical utilized at the facility showing that they had nothing to show your pride with shame. It was there where she had disoriented her whole life and just pursue what could not have imagined or the same Horangel . Since then, dedicated to being a man of the streets that comes to tell us what you live day to day making sounds torturous to our eardrums. Lalo
N'ganiza
The day I learned to walk it crossed into the square in front to see playing bocce a group of retirees. Continued to go every day and, after gathering courage, he dared to ask if they left the old part of the game. They would not let him, claiming that the kid took advantage of his minority. The poor man was completely taken out, and he managed to kick a ball that was right in front of your foot, wise to the front of one of the elders, who died tragically of a heart microseconds before impact at such a shock about what was coming.
great miracle was that
just spent a failed businessman who bet after his two children and losing them, going to commit suicide. Seeing this small action, took him as a representative, to prove to several football clubs. Mr. Silver was crazy, and also sponsored crack. But his career was short, a luxurious life and comfortable
him to gain weight and lose shape. Since then, mounting shows as an acrobat in the street fubolístico Florida, living on the pro `pineapples that let foreign tourists. Now he is determined to return to their moments of glory by competing in our program. (picture taken when arrested for stealing the ball after a game)
This has been everything. Do not miss these doodles social acción.Véanos in our next issue which will soon ... in the same blog, but at any time.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Bras For Stroke Victims
God is a dictator, and the same goes for twins Allah, Yahweh and not how many brothers left the lining of his father. Hitler himself would kneel before him and beg mercy to all the wet pants and his ego ideal Aryan fading in every drop of urine smell fear. And thinking well, do not have brothers, must be himself under false identities to scare other cultures that do not engage with officers equivalent to SS or triple a,
called Church. This guy is a huge turd, cowardly, chicken, is hidden behind the clouds not to be seen, and knowing that we'll never reach, forces us to suck it means that when we drop the toast with jam on the side of the bread, we remember his kindness and generosity. We humble ourselves to the lowest point in repeating prayers by heart, without thinking, in his honor. Even the least gullible come to believe that a piece of cardboard and imported wines are the lifeblood of a guy who died to defend his word.
His slaves are believed that are marked forever with a brand known as "cardinal sin" or something because this sovereign backing, in an attitude of arrogance and demagoguery total, heated because a woman asked the man who accompanied her to eat a Apple, as a talking snake told him they were very, very tasty. And of course, the very thought god took it with mine because she ignored someone other than him, and tortured, denigrated and made him suffer unbearable pain. Of course the son of a bitch, bitter as it is, must be a man and also macho. It is worth mentioning that this couple of people were held under a horrendous deception place without any shelter, and doing only what they required this horrifying being, convinced that this place was a paradise gift just for them.
Not satisfied with his evil deeds, sinister has formed alliances with owners of power in this world. The first cases are in the middle ages. No one knows how, but the point is that the fools who had by kings in those days were able to contact him to give them permission to rule in his name, stealing, chasing and killing anyone who can not be brought to his regime prison. And it has mounted its huge ghetto on this planet, agreeing with the people most despised of the human race cower the masses and bring them pleasure. Let a parallel with today, worker-employer, true-god. If not for this addicted to selfishness, capitalism would be in ruins, and the tickets would be separate lists for sonarnos really useful as snot, wipe your ass, or gouging out bits of food to the mustachioed.
I do not know whether they think this fake, but if you yearn to be free with all his might, should send for this stupid ass that took over all that belongs to us (our lives) and used it to their advantage. So underrated slaves, someday we will secure the building faces a stairway to heaven to dethrone this rapist of life and end the evil that sends us with their presence intrusive.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Russian Diamond Tattoo
Vol I live the wrist, kill the dj's
outputs memorable words some years ago from the TVs speakers from Argentina. It is time to remember ... NICO
REPETTO : Do you you say that you play or you put music? Dj
DERO : (doubtful) ehh .. no no. I play music
REPETTO NICO: Why the dj 's when they say that play when playing music? Dj
DERO : (almost before the question ends unique ) Because you're actually playing with discs, instead of playing with .. in the case of him that I respect (referring to Pappo who seems to have found a spot on the table that keeps indifferent to the guy who is talking) to play guitar or drums with (Pappo gesture ) discs (it is the big time) and ... (terror in the face of dj repealed) .
PAPPO : (interrupting) Bla bla bla .. Dj
DERO : They tod ...
PAPPO : bla bla bla ... Dj
DERO : You make ... Estee
NICO: (Trying to calm the waters) What is the difference, why do you say playing with records? Why?
PAPPO : Buscate honest employment
Dj DERO : ( challenging , pero sin mucha convicción) ¿Cómo decís?
NICO : (Ya esta re pintado en la conversación) No, no entendí eso. Conseguite ¿un?
PAPPO : (Con calma) Un trabajo honesto
FAMOSO (no recuerdo su nombre): ¿Es que el disco es un instrumento? Pregunto
Dj DERO : (Con seguridad) Es un instrumento. De hecho...
PAPPO : (Por suerte lo interrumpe , sino se enterraba mas el pibe ) No, no es un instrumento. Is recorded and you gra .. and you you play what is recorded. Dj
DERO : (With piss paintings) Sure, but you play discs. You ponés , you're 4 hours playing music. (Important point, the dj has fallen into his own trap. Was not that played music?)
PAPPO : Bue, okay. All right. One is a lifetime studying an instrument, the plug kid and says he plays. -------------------------
Carpo, your music and this and other attitudes yours you deserve it our humble tribute from the planet earth. I promise to sacrifice all dj 's that are in the future and not rest until there are none left. De-bo kill dj 's . De-bo kill dj 's. De-bo kill dj 's.
Viva the carpal bones, kill the dj 's 
outputs memorable words some years ago from the TVs speakers from Argentina. It is time to remember ... NICO REPETTO : Do you you say that you play or you put music? Dj
DERO : (doubtful) ehh .. no no. I play music
REPETTO NICO: Why the dj 's when they say that play when playing music? Dj
DERO : (almost before the question ends unique ) Because you're actually playing with discs, instead of playing with .. in the case of him that I respect (referring to Pappo who seems to have found a spot on the table that keeps indifferent to the guy who is talking) to play guitar or drums with (Pappo gesture ) discs (it is the big time) and ... (terror in the face of dj repealed) .
PAPPO : (interrupting) Bla bla bla .. Dj
DERO : They tod ...
PAPPO : bla bla bla ... Dj
DERO : You make ... Estee
NICO: (Trying to calm the waters) What is the difference, why do you say playing with records? Why?
PAPPO : Buscate honest employment
Dj DERO : ( challenging , pero sin mucha convicción) ¿Cómo decís?
NICO : (Ya esta re pintado en la conversación) No, no entendí eso. Conseguite ¿un?
PAPPO : (Con calma) Un trabajo honesto
FAMOSO (no recuerdo su nombre): ¿Es que el disco es un instrumento? Pregunto
Dj DERO : (Con seguridad) Es un instrumento. De hecho...
PAPPO : (Por suerte lo interrumpe , sino se enterraba mas el pibe ) No, no es un instrumento. Is recorded and you gra .. and you you play what is recorded. Dj
DERO : (With piss paintings) Sure, but you play discs. You ponés , you're 4 hours playing music. (Important point, the dj has fallen into his own trap. Was not that played music?)
PAPPO : Bue, okay. All right. One is a lifetime studying an instrument, the plug kid and says he plays. -------------------------
Carpo, your music and this and other attitudes yours you deserve it our humble tribute from the planet earth. I promise to sacrifice all dj 's that are in the future and not rest until there are none left. De-bo kill dj 's . De-bo kill dj 's. De-bo kill dj 's.
Viva the carpal bones, kill the dj 's
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