empty souls
Welcome to a different program, an intelligent proposal for all those who aspire to big dreams but do not have the intelligence to achieve!. Again, together with a carefully selected people, but in this case in order to reward their stupidity and see who can fall lower. Yes, an unprecedented event in the world of entertainment, the new rating formula insured and the great lifeguard who were in need of chimenteros not to drown in the turbulent sea of \u200b\u200bzapping . transmitted via internet ...... I present a. OPERACIOOON ... FAILURE!.
A round of applause. Well, well ... silence .... then we will introduce the characters who will participate in the program, with the sole purpose of becoming the new scapegoats Tv .. or internet . Give welcome our contestants
Malpas Rido
given birth in the Mongolian steppes a FBI agent who followed the trail helicopter De La Rua This man was forced to live with a pack of wolves who sexually harassed him , giving the benefit of not becoming lunch. These traumatic experiences were what motivated him to get into the art of fighting and self . He knew the benefits of balanced diets boring and kept her body in shape thanks to the teachings of his teacher, personal trainer of Indian origin who died at 106 years of cirrhosis after smelling a freshly uncorked vintage wine. In his honor, Malpas Rido choose to participate in this program to show the world the lessons of his late master. Soledad
Sinidea
De girl promised to be a child prodigy, his parents worked more than 20 hours a day to get
din ero to be sent to study at Harvard . But one morning his mother left her locked in her room with the TV on when she was only 9 years old. He spent an entire day before being rescued by the nurse, who rushed to the hospital. But it was too late. After remains alight in shock for 2 weeks, he regained his sanity, but with a nasty surprise: his IQ had dropped to the ground. Radiation cut television links their synaptic neurons, which were defenseless against the mediocre programming. Finally before leaving the hospital recovered, spent the money saved for their old in enlarged breasts, removal of floating ribs in rental videos to tighten buttocks and best-selling 100 copies of the magazine People. Today participates in our program to convert your utopia in reality, be she who destroys potential talent through the screens of our homes. Juampa Jero
a boy he studied at a conservatory founded by hippies who hid their business by teaching music marijuana. Here, in his state of subconsciousness, we introduced the basics of music. He started playing the little buttons of simon, once associated with each tone color, learned to associate phone numbers with their corresponding sound
. Once learned these theoretical concepts of music, learned guitar and piano. The day he finished his musical studies, teachers hippies gave him a bag full of leaves consortium cannabis. Naive and not knowing what it was, Juampa decided to sell to fund his music career, but after going to offer them at a police station received a brutal beating by officers of the law that took care to put him behind bars and take them themselves the reins of this illegal business. After two years in prison is returned to the freedom for good behavior or rather out of pity, since he had had several sexual harassment by their cellmates. Now, he intends to move us with their music reliving the feelings experienced in the burlesque way of life. Aurelio Labolúdez
His great problem was to become disoriented boy. When his mother asked him to bring him kg 2 blocks from the corner grocery store, he lost all geographical focus on the way and ended up lost in the streets. It was a time you went to rent a porno the video store " Cachito " which eventually lost after closing the door of his house, walked 247 blocks from Citadel to La Boca, where herds of infr heard musical utilized at the facility showing that they had nothing to show your pride with shame. It was there where she had disoriented her whole life and just pursue what could not have imagined or the same Horangel . Since then, dedicated to being a man of the streets that comes to tell us what you live day to day making sounds torturous to our eardrums. Lalo
N'ganiza
The day I learned to walk it crossed into the square in front to see playing bocce a group of retirees. Continued to go every day and, after gathering courage, he dared to ask if they left the old part of the game. They would not let him, claiming that the kid took advantage of his minority. The poor man was completely taken out, and he managed to kick a ball that was right in front of your foot, wise to the front of one of the elders, who died tragically of a heart microseconds before impact at such a shock about what was coming.
great miracle was that
just spent a failed businessman who bet after his two children and losing them, going to commit suicide. Seeing this small action, took him as a representative, to prove to several football clubs. Mr. Silver was crazy, and also sponsored crack. But his career was short, a luxurious life and comfortable
him to gain weight and lose shape. Since then, mounting shows as an acrobat in the street fubolístico Florida, living on the pro `pineapples that let foreign tourists. Now he is determined to return to their moments of glory by competing in our program. (picture taken when arrested for stealing the ball after a game)
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